Jon Gallagher
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P O Box 473
Elmwood, IL 61529
home (309) 742-3216     cell (309) 678-8841

Feel free to drop me a line or call me if you have something good to tell me.  A list of good things appears below:

1)  I am an editor with a major publishing house and I have a huge advance for you

2)  I am an editor with a small publishing house and I have a small advance for you

3)  I know an editor at an obscure publishing house and I once won at Monopoly

4)  I am an agent and I want to represent you

5)  I read a book in third grade and I might like to read yours.

6)  I am a bookseller and I want your books

7)  I am a bill collector (HEY, MORON, i SAID "GOOD" TO TELL ME!  NOW GO AWAY!)

NOTE:  If you are adding me to your mailing list, sending me spam, forwarding inane emails that I don't have time to read, offering to add inches to ANY body appendage, pleading for me to send money to you in some third world nation because we'll both become rich, or anything else that will just annoy the crap out of me, please forward it to  It will bounce because there's no such address, but it will save me a lot of time having to delete it by hand.  Thank you in advance for your cooperation in this matter, and have an absolutely lousy day.

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